cannibalchicken:

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kermitlesbian:

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

huggingtentacles:

Being knocked out for more than 5 minutes means very serious brain damage but humans not having a turn-off button would do immense damage to our collective storytelling. So many films and books and videogames just wouldn’t happen if writers stopped bonking their characters on the head. Insane.

dingoskidneys asked:

Today I saw a gif of a gaboon viper "crawling" (moving its muscles like a walking caterpillar rather than slithering), I was wondering if you could explain why/how they do that? Is that the only way they move around or just something they do occasionally? (Your blog is super cool btw!!)

is-the-snake-video-cute:

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This is called rectilinear locomotion, and it’s one of the main ways a snake can move! Gaboon vipers use rectilinear locomotion frequently because it’s slow but a great way for heavy-bodied snakes to move. It doesn’t involve any bending so it’s also great for snakes who have recently eaten.

Rectilinear locomotion works by using the special muscles snakes have attached to their ribs. One muscle pulls a section of the body forward, and another pushes it back so they’re propelled forward. This repeats in sections throughout their bodies, so you get that “crawling” effect.

All snakes are capable of rectilinear locomotion, and Gaboon vipers can move like any other snake, but rectilinear locomotion is their favorite way to get around! It’s like how sidewinders prefer sidewinding even though they can use other styles of locomotion.

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dingoskidneys asked:

Today I saw a gif of a gaboon viper "crawling" (moving its muscles like a walking caterpillar rather than slithering), I was wondering if you could explain why/how they do that? Is that the only way they move around or just something they do occasionally? (Your blog is super cool btw!!)

is-the-snake-video-cute:

Like this?

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This is called rectilinear locomotion, and it’s one of the main ways a snake can move! Gaboon vipers use rectilinear locomotion frequently because it’s slow but a great way for heavy-bodied snakes to move. It doesn’t involve any bending so it’s also great for snakes who have recently eaten.

Rectilinear locomotion works by using the special muscles snakes have attached to their ribs. One muscle pulls a section of the body forward, and another pushes it back so they’re propelled forward. This repeats in sections throughout their bodies, so you get that “crawling” effect.

All snakes are capable of rectilinear locomotion, and Gaboon vipers can move like any other snake, but rectilinear locomotion is their favorite way to get around! It’s like how sidewinders prefer sidewinding even though they can use other styles of locomotion.

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omnybus:

chaumas:

afrosarah:

chaumas:

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

The last time I wailed “help, please, help me, heeelp” loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

I can’t stop thinking about this

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Eeeeeey macarena

sosuperawesome:

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Claw Machine Pins // Luna Bug Kit on Etsy

neon-draws-sometimes:

riippuliitaja:

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Mitä cybershop yrittää kertoo

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endorphinmachine:

horridcassette:

David’s dance practice tapes, 1983

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Byrne was purposely stiff and twitchy onstage. “When the band started, I was not going to try and use the movement vocabulary from rock stars or R&B stars,” he said. “I thought, ‘I can’t do that. They’re better at it. They’ve established it. I have to come up with my own thing that expresses who I am: a slightly angsty white guy.’”

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

Lesbians

clap for lesbians

skipppppy:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

Every type of woman becoming a porn category with a list of tropes is so fucking horrible. And the fact that people encourage that bullshit too

“I want a goth dommy mommy” dudes should have their internet connections cut off forever I’m so serious

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homoidiotic:

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San Francisco Trans March 2006 (source: Flickr)

complete-clownery:

complete-clownery:

complete-clownery:

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he’s very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

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my boy

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

goflowolfog:
“x2s:
““Nick Hannes
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goflowolfog:

x2s:

Nick Hannes

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charlesoberonn:

Tweet thread by abby @abby4thepeople:  Yesterday, I asked the guys who are doing construction near my office where their burritos were from because they always smell *so* good. They told me that the foreman's mom makes them for them, which was disappointing until this morning when the foreman came running over to give me the burrito his mom had insisted he bring me after he told her I complimented her cooking. So anyway, I guess I'm just saying that sometimes being a nosey bitch pays off and also that Guatemalan moms are amazing.ALT
Continued Tweet thread by abby @abby4thepeople:  Updating to add that Guatemalan moms are devious and sneaky and very good at hiding notes inside burritos Imao  Attached is the aforementioned hand-written note in spanish.  abby @abby4thepeople:  Rosa wanted to let me know that her son is charming and a hard worker and single, incredible work on her part 10/10ALT