i will never ever understand how that is a real bag i cant wrap my head around it
IM GOING TO SCREAM
omg my head hurts
i don`t understand
There’s a guy in homegoods strutting around with a white fur bathmat around his shoulders and his like 14 yo daughter is following him begging him to stop because people are staring and she’s embarrassed and he just said
I’m lord stark
Okay his daughter heard me laugh and started begging him to stop and he turned to her and said really dramatically
winter is coming
yes im a boy
yes i knit things
This guy should be some crazy DC villain…
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.
oh god someone do this
GET ON IT
I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!
He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters
can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?
I would buy and read this!
oh no he’s hot
If you can only swallow like 8 ounces of blood, why can you eat lots of other blood-based products like blood pudding and blood sausage? Is it the fillers?
when the guy came out on the rolling thing
that’s when i fucking lost it
I AM SCREAMING
G O D D A M N I T
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
I can’t even.