Maddie ༺ Twenty-three ༻ Georgia

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what am i even doing i just woke up

who submitted this? 

possiblypensive:

beesquid:

fangsgiving:

i will never ever understand how that is a real bag i cant wrap my head around it

IM GOING TO SCREAM

omg my head hurts

i don`t understand

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

rockandrolljinglebells:rockandrolljinglebells:

There’s a guy in homegoods strutting around with a white fur bathmat around his shoulders and his like 14 yo daughter is following him begging him to stop because people are staring and she’s embarrassed and he just said

no

I’m lord stark

Okay his daughter heard me laugh and started begging him to stop and he turned to her and said really dramatically

no Celeste
winter is coming

devilsmadvocate:

scifilife:

fernacular:

lumeina:

nightmareloki:

gokuma:

robofillet:

yes im a boy

yes i knit things

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!

He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

I would buy and read this!

oh no he’s hot

If you can only swallow like 8 ounces of blood, why can you eat lots of other blood-based products like blood pudding and blood sausage? Is it the fillers? 

deadfetuses:

kkruel:

xybutt:

soulfisting:

amandaseyfriedchicken:

tides-between:

when the guy came out on the rolling thing

that’s when i fucking lost it 

omg

I AM SCREAMING

FUCKING

IT’S BACK

G O D D A M N I T

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

I can’t even. 

valueplus:

FEMINISM