an endless list of my favourite films (in no particular order) » Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
The story that I want to tell you cannot be found in a book. They say that the history of the west was written from the saddle of a horse, but it’s never been told from the heart of one. Not till now. I was born here, in this place that would come to be called the Old West. But, to my kind, the land was ageless. It had no beginning and no end, no boundary between earth and sky. Like the wind and the buffalo, we belonged here, we would always belong here. They say the mustang is the spirit of the West. Whether that west was won or lost in the end, you’ll have to decide for yourself, but the story I want to tell you is true. I was there and I remember. I remember the sun, the sky, and the wind calling my name in a time when we ran free. I’ll never forget the sound and the feeling of running together. The hoof beats were many, but our hearts were one.”
the deadliest sport known to man:
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS EVEN CALLED
scooters
death on wheels
the best example of a “you had to be there” story because theres no explaining what those things are
I’m honestly jealous that one appears to have handles and no cracks poorly covered by duct tape
THOSE FUCKING THINGS MAN
My fingers hurt just looking at this thing.
The Teletubbies unmasked
EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR
I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES
im not even fucking kidding i just
there were PEOPLE in there
oh my god
my entire life has been a lie
THE PROPS ARE SOOOOOO BIG!
I’ve got nothing left, just an empty heart.

Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it?cross-dressing satan lobster
Some of the best books of all time.

my favorite books as a little kid.
they opened my eyes and my mind to the diversity of life on the planet.
and a good reason i’m here now.
I use to love these so much.