Maddie ༺ Twenty-One ༻ Georgia
Corgis, Supernatural, fabulous original art, food porn, kawaii nonsense, booze, fancy dresses, pokemanz, other people's fabulous art, music with soul, and other interesting shit you'll see if you take the time to go back through my pages.(● ω ●)
One time I went on a date with a guy to the beach and we were being flirty and cute in the water and he tried to lift me up to throw me but when he lifted me he stuck his fingers up my butthole and I slipped and pulled him under the water and my butthole broke two of his fingers.
oh my god
It was in reference to this.
FUCKINGGG GENIUS
This works?
No it does not. Nor does the Jolly Rancher version. Trust me. The only thing that adding candy to vodka does is makes the vodka taste like ass. Which is not much of an improvement in my opinion, so you might as well save yourself the trouble. And the sugar.
^^^ Yes.
Real vampires. Don’t be fooled by their pretty faces, they are very dangerous. (Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles 1994)
As jaded and desensitized as I am, for some reason I guess my mind didn’t fully grasp the fact that tentacle dildos are an actual mass-produced object that one can buy.
