Maddie ༺ Twenty-One ༻ Georgia

Corgis, Supernatural, fabulous original art, food porn, kawaii nonsense, booze, fancy dresses, pokemanz, other people's fabulous art, music with soul, and other interesting shit you'll see if you take the time to go back through my pages.

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imbues:

tophatkurt:

helldate:

One time I went on a date with a guy to the beach and we were being flirty and cute in the water and he tried to lift me up to throw me but when he lifted me he stuck his fingers up my butthole and I slipped and pulled him under the water and my butthole broke two of his fingers.

oh my god

It was in reference to this. 

Tagged as: #wut 
Oli was telling me about this boy at his work that`s bothering the fuck out of him because this certain boy at his work is a disgusting dick-head.

Chop Top!: ...
Chop Top!: That is
Chop Top!: disgusting
EXTERMINATE!: I know
Chop Top!: you know what you should do?
EXTERMINATE!: but what really gets me
Chop Top!: Break his fingers with your butthole
EXTERMINATE!: MADDIE
EXTERMINATE!: THE FUCK
EXTERMINATE!: OMG
EXTERMINATE!: You're going to kill me with this shit
Chop Top!: I`m sooooooooorry
EXTERMINATE!: I nearly choked on my laughter.
Chop Top!: eheheheheeheh
burnme-moriarty: smellslikehollywood: hiptonize: FUCKINGGG GENIUS This works? No it does not. Nor does the Jolly Rancher version. Trust me. The only thing that adding candy to vodka does is makes the vodka taste like ass. Which is not much of an improvement in my opinion, so you might as well save yourself the trouble. And the sugar. ^^^ Yes.

burnme-moriarty:

smellslikehollywood:

hiptonize:

FUCKINGGG GENIUS

This works?

No it does not. Nor does the Jolly Rancher version. Trust me. The only thing that adding candy to vodka does is makes the vodka taste like ass. Which is not much of an improvement in my opinion, so you might as well save yourself the trouble. And the sugar.

^^^ Yes.

catsbeaversandducks: “Don’t mess with me. I haz friends.” Photo via ResGatinhos

catsbeaversandducks:

“Don’t mess with me. I haz friends.”

Photo via ResGatinhos

fuckyeahaquaria: Longbarbel Goatfish | Parupeneus macronemus (by divemecressi)

fuckyeahaquaria:

Longbarbel Goatfish | Parupeneus macronemus

(by divemecressi)

mundowill:

Real vampires. Don’t be fooled by their pretty faces, they are very dangerous. (Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles 1994)


the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is a vegetable
Tagged as: #aw Sammy baby 
You’re an interesting species. An interesting mix. You’re capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you’re not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we’ve found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other.
- Carl Sagan (via moreofamore)
blusunday: great face

blusunday:

great face

Tagged as: #noble pup 

nikkivonnekro:

I’ve got

HUNGRY EYEEESSS

I feel the magic between you and I~~~~

darklynoon:

As jaded and desensitized as I am, for some reason I guess my mind didn’t fully grasp the fact that tentacle dildos are an actual mass-produced object that one can buy. 

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